Too old/male/poor
I have a child named Bacon.
I wasted my life away at school; therefore, I am tumblr illiterate.

Watch your thoughts, they become your beliefs. Watch your beliefs, they become your words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become your habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. - Vince Lombardi (via erikcieslewicz)
team780:

And by heroin you mean tumblr.